We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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