im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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