ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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