shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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