i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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