I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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