It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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