Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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