Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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