3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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