Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hippo gnu deer
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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