he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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