You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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