I'm gonna have a badass scar
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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