I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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