Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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