I think im going to throw up on grandma
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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