Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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