i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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