I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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