I'm going to jail i love you
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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