He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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