your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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