if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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