I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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