I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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