Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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