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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup

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  ill bring the camera dont start without me

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?

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  probably "functioning vagina, must touch"

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero

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  I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine

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• (315): View more from New York

  He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary

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• (530): View more from California

  After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend

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