hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi