WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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