I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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