I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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