This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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