We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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