just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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