Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
