Do vagina's smell?
Just invented taco cereal.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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