I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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