We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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