I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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