It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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