how can u be prego again
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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