I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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