i can't believe i had my finger in that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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