i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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