we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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