turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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