She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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