if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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