I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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