I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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