TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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