he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
