One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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