The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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