bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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