D3 body, D1 cock
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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